Okay, I couldn't help it. I tried to keep from doing it but nothing worked.
Hogan, Hogan, you're the very best,
Better than the rest,
In the north, south, east and west.
Hogan, Hogan, you are my dog
You sleep like a log
But other than that
You're the very super best dog!
UPDATE:
(First three lines didn't change)
Hogan, Hogan, I am so lucky
You are my puppy,
It's great to be so very blessed!
